…you let your 7-year-old son drive your car because you’re too intoxicated to drive yourself.
Apparently, Karen Koch, a 37-year-old woman in Alaska let her little kid drive her car while she was in the passenger seat, passed out. And she only got sentenced to 20 days in jail for it.
Normally, I would be shocked at something like this, but then again, she is from Alaska. If they were stupid enough to elect Sarah Palin as governor, then this story is no surprise.